GUMMIES

WE’RE ALL OUT OF F*CKS, BUT WE’VE GOT PLENTY OF GUMMIES

  • No Future brand, the blue one, gummy, edible

    TASTES LIKE: MIXED BERRIES

    There’s so many berries out there, aren’t there? And they all taste so good, especially when they’re combined together, right? And they’re all pretty red, those berries, but this is blue. How’d they do that?

  • No Future brand, the purple one, gummy, edible

    TASTES LIKE: GRAPE

    Isn’t it funny that when you eat a real grape it tastes one way, then when you eat grape jelly it tastes so different, but we still call that stuff “grape”? It all somehow ends up tasting like candy. Wow, just wow.

  • No Future brand, the green one, gummy, edible

    TASTES LIKE: LIME

    Isn’t it crazy that when you need something to taste better, limes & lemons always seem to do the trick? A little sour, a little tangy, a little mysterious and a lot delicious.

  • No Future brand, the orange one, gummy, edible

    TASTES LIKE: ORANGE

    It’s like eating the perfect holiday clementine. You know, when the skin comes off easily, there’s no seeds, the segments pull off perfectly, and the fruit is just as sweet as it is sour. It’s like that, but in a gummy.

  • No Future brand, the red one, gummy, edible

    TASTES LIKE: WATERMELON

    Do you have any clue how to pick a ripe watermelon? Neither do we but these are always going to be ripe and juicy. You’re welcome (P.S. If you actually know, please DM us and tell us).

  • No Future brand, the pink one, gummy, edible

    TASTES LIKE: PINK LEMONADE

    Have you ever heard the urban legend about how pink lemonade was invented? We highly recommend looking it up. But for now, these taste just like that incredible concoction you know and love.

  • No Future Stupidly Sour - Arctic Meltdown Blues

    This Blue Freezie Gummy packs a punch so sour, it’ll make you’re face freeze.

  • No Future Stupidly Sour - Key Lime Cherry Revolt

    An oral insurrection of punchy sweet and sour cherry blended with a riot of tropical lime.

  • No Future Stupidly Sour - Citrus Chaos

    Brace yourself: This gummy features the sourest sides of Lemons, Limes, Tangerines and Grapefruits.

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