GUMMIES

WE’RE ALL OUT OF F*CKS, BUT WE’VE GOT PLENTY OF GUMMIES

  • No Future brand, the blue one, gummy, edible

    TASTES LIKE: MIXED BERRIES

    There’s so many berries out there, aren’t there? And they all taste so good, especially when they’re combined together, right? And they’re all pretty red, those berries, but this is blue. How’d they do that?

    Available in:
    Single Pack 1 × 10 mg THC
    10X The Madness 10 × 10 mg THC

  • No Future brand, the red one, gummy, edible

    TASTES LIKE: WATERMELON

    Do you have any clue how to pick a ripe watermelon? Neither do we but these are always going to be ripe and juicy. You’re welcome (P.S. If you actually know, please DM us and tell us).

    Available in:
    Single Pack 1 × 10 mg THC
    10X The Madness 10 × 10 mg THC

  • No Future brand, the purple one, gummy, edible

    TASTES LIKE: GRAPE

    Isn’t it funny that when you eat a real grape it tastes one way, then when you eat grape jelly it tastes so different, but we still call that stuff “grape”? It all somehow ends up tasting like candy. Wow, just wow.

    Available in:
    Single Pack 1 × 10 mg THC

  • No Future brand, the green one, gummy, edible

    TASTES LIKE: LIME

    Isn’t it crazy that when you need something to taste better, limes & lemons always seem to do the trick? A little sour, a little tangy, a little mysterious and a lot delicious.

    Available in:
    Single Pack 1 × 10 mg THC

  • No Future brand, the orange one, gummy, edible

    TASTES LIKE: ORANGE

    It’s like eating the perfect holiday clementine. You know, when the skin comes off easily, there’s no seeds, the segments pull off perfectly, and the fruit is just as sweet as it is sour. It’s like that, but in a gummy.

    Available in:
    Single Pack 1 × 10 mg THC

  • No Future brand, the pink one, gummy, edible

    TASTES LIKE: PINK LEMONADE

    Have you ever heard the urban legend about how pink lemonade was invented? We highly recommend looking it up. But for now, these taste just like that incredible concoction you know and love.

    Available in:
    Single Pack 1 × 10 mg THC

  • CHERRY BLAST 1:1:2 THC:CBD:CBC

    Tastes Like: Cherry
    Cherry, but make it unstable. Cherry Blast 1:1:2 packs 10 mg THC, 10 mg CBD, and 20 mg CBC into a sativa gummy with a bright cherry flavour and a full system-error attitude. Sweet, sharp, and slightly radioactive in spirit. Proceed like you meant to do this.

    Available in:
    Single Pack
    10 mg THC : 10 mg CBD : 20 mg CBC

    10X The Madness - 10 Pack
    100 mg THC : 100 mg CBD : 200 mg CBC

  • MOON BERRY 1:1:2 THC:CBN:CBD

    Tastes Like: Mixed Berry
    Mixed berry from the dark side of the snack drawer. Moon Berry 1:1:2 brings together 10 mg THC, 10 mg CBN, and 20 mg CBD in an indica gummy with deep berry flavour and a midnight-purple personality. Fruity, weird, and built for when the couch starts looking like a destination.

    Available in:
    Single Pack
    10 mg THC : 10 mg CBN : 20 mg CBD

    10X The Madness - 10 Pack
    100 mg THC : 100 mg CBN : 200 mg CBD

  • TROPIC BOOST 1:1:2 THC:CBD:CBG

    Tastes Like: Tropical
    Tropical flavour, post-apocalyptic humidity. Tropic Boost 1:1:2 combines 10 mg THC, 10 mg CBD, and 20 mg CBG in a sativa gummy that tastes like a beach vacation scheduled immediately before the power grid fails. Punchy, and just chaotic enough to feel branded.

    Available in:
    Single Pack
    10 mg THC : 10 mg CBD : 20 mg CBG

    10X The Madness - 10 Pack
    100 mg THC : 100 mg CBD : 200 mg CBG

  • WATERMELON ESCAPE 1:3 THC:CBD

    Tastes Like: Watermelon
    There is no escape, but there is watermelon. Watermelon Escape 1:3 delivers 10 mg THC and 30 mg CBD in a balanced blend gummy with juicy watermelon flavour and big “out of office until further notice” energy. Clean, fruity, and less dramatic than your group chat.

    Available in:
    Single Pack
    10 mg THC : 30 mg CBD

    10X The Madness - 10 Pack
    100 mg THC : 300 mg CBD

  • No Future Stupidly Sour - Arctic Meltdown Blues

    There are plenty of blue candies out there, but blue fruit? Not so much. Sour Blue One takes that made-up flavour, cranks up the pucker, and backs it with 100% live rosin. Bright blue, properly sour, and definitely not found growing on a bush.

    Available in:
    Single Pack 1 × 10 mg THC
    10X The Madness 100 mg THC

  • There are grapes, and then there’s grape flavour, which somehow tastes nothing like grapes but exactly like it should. Purple One takes that candy-purple mystery, makes it properly sour, and backs it with 100% live rosin. Weird? Absolutely. Delicious? Also absolutely.

    Available in:
    Single Pack 1 × 10 mg THC
    10X The Madness 100 mg THC

These Bombs are warheads of chill. They pack the most minor cannabinoids ever crammed into a gummy to numb the apocalyptic sh*tstorm outside.

  • No Future brand, the blue one, gummy, edible

    CBD Bomb: The Blue One

    Tastes Like: Mixed Berries

    Big blue energy, zero drama. The Blue One packs 1000 mg of CBD into 10 mixed berry gummies, with 100 mg of CBD per piece and less than 1 mg THC.

    Available in:
    Single Pack 1 × 100 mg CBD

    Cluster Bomb - 10 Units
    1,000 mg CBD

  • No Future brand, the red one, gummy, edible

    CBG Bomb: The Red One

    Tastes Like: Watermelon

    The red one has entered the chat. CBG Bomb brings 500 mg of CBG per pack in 10 watermelon gummies, with 50 mg of CBG per piece and less than 1 mg THC.

    Available in:
    Single Pack 1 × 50 mg CBG

    Cluster Bomb - 10 Units
    500 mg CBG

  • CBC Bomb: The Yellow One

    Tastes Like: Tropical
    COMING SOON

    Pineapple. Mango. Boom. The Yellow One brings 50 mg of CBC per piece in a loud tropical gummy, with 0 mg THC.

    Available in:
    Single Pack 1 × 50 mg CBC

    Cluster Bomb - 10 Units
    500 mg CBC