
GUMMIES
WE’RE ALL OUT OF F*CKS, BUT WE’VE GOT PLENTY OF GUMMIES
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TASTES LIKE: MIXED BERRIES
There’s so many berries out there, aren’t there? And they all taste so good, especially when they’re combined together, right? And they’re all pretty red, those berries, but this is blue. How’d they do that?
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TASTES LIKE: GRAPE
Isn’t it funny that when you eat a real grape it tastes one way, then when you eat grape jelly it tastes so different, but we still call that stuff “grape”? It all somehow ends up tasting like candy. Wow, just wow.
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TASTES LIKE: LIME
Isn’t it crazy that when you need something to taste better, limes & lemons always seem to do the trick? A little sour, a little tangy, a little mysterious and a lot delicious.
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TASTES LIKE: ORANGE
It’s like eating the perfect holiday clementine. You know, when the skin comes off easily, there’s no seeds, the segments pull off perfectly, and the fruit is just as sweet as it is sour. It’s like that, but in a gummy.
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TASTES LIKE: WATERMELON
Do you have any clue how to pick a ripe watermelon? Neither do we but these are always going to be ripe and juicy. You’re welcome (P.S. If you actually know, please DM us and tell us).
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TASTES LIKE: PINK LEMONADE
Have you ever heard the urban legend about how pink lemonade was invented? We highly recommend looking it up. But for now, these taste just like that incredible concoction you know and love.


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This Blue Freezie Gummy packs a punch so sour, it’ll make you’re face freeze.
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An oral insurrection of punchy sweet and sour cherry blended with a riot of tropical lime.
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Brace yourself: This gummy features the sourest sides of Lemons, Limes, Tangerines and Grapefruits.

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