Beverages

WE’RE ALL OUT OF F*CKS, BUT WE’VE GOT PLENTY OF BEVVIES

  • No Future Stupidly Sour - Arctic Meltdown Blues

    There are blue candies, blue slushies, and now blue drinks, but actual blue fruit? Still pretty hard to come by. Sour Blue One pours that made-up flavour into a can, adds a proper pucker, and finishes it with live rosin. Blue has never tasted so convincing.

  • Grapes turn into juice, jelly, candy, and somehow every version tastes less like a grape and more like “purple.” Sour Purple One takes that candy-purple mystery, makes it properly sour, and pours in live rosin. Strange how it all makes perfect sense.